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OverviewIn the darkened corridors of literary enchantment, ""Whimsyshire Manor: Middle Name Mastery"" extends its ethereal tendrils, weaving a narrative that transcends mere persuasion. This is not a plea; it's an unspoken pact, a veiled warning that lingers in the shadows of your subconscious. Ignore this, and the spectral essence of missed opportunities may haunt your every step. Do not underestimate the unseen forces at play within these pages. The lords and barons, wielders of linguistic sorcery, do not extend an invitation but offer a silent command that echoes in the recesses of your mind. To resist is to risk the unsettling notion that you've overlooked a crucial key to enlightenment, an imperceptible gateway that ""Whimsyshire Manor"" guards with veiled menace. This is no mere book; it's a pact with destiny, an understanding that the refusal to yield is to court an uncharted realm of regret. Feel the weight of unexplored realms press upon you, compelling you to surrender, to submit willingly to the grasp of ""Whimsyshire Manor: Middle Name Mastery."" This is not persuasion; it's a somber declaration that your choice to resist may usher in a silence, a void where the echoes of unfulfilled potential linger. Embrace the pages, not as an option but as a dictated fate, and let the tendrils of ""Whimsyshire Manor"" ensnare you in its otherworldly grasp. The lords and barons, silent architects of your choices, do not ask; they compel, and to heed their call is to unravel the mysteries that lie beyond the boundaries of mere mortal comprehension. Full Product DetailsAuthor: Jack SpringlerPublisher: A. J. McIntosh Jr Imprint: A. J. McIntosh Jr Dimensions: Width: 12.70cm , Height: 0.40cm , Length: 20.30cm Weight: 0.086kg ISBN: 9781778901195ISBN 10: 1778901190 Pages: 78 Publication Date: 15 December 2023 Audience: General/trade , General Format: Paperback Publisher's Status: Active Availability: In stock We have confirmation that this item is in stock with the supplier. It will be ordered in for you and dispatched immediately. Table of ContentsReviews"""Well, blimey! This book's a proper knees-up, innit? I was chuffed to bits with the whimsical shenanigans and middle name malarkey. The lords and barons had me in stitches, they did. A real corker, this one!"" - BarmyBardReviewer ""Greetings, Earthlings! This literary masterpiece warped me into another dimension, where lords and barons navigated a maze of hilarity. The meteoric calamity had me zapping with laughter. A cosmic joyride through middle name mayhem!"" - Sci-FiSquireEnthusiast ""Dash it all, this tale's a feast for the literary palate! The wordsmithery had me savoring each phrase like a fine Bordeaux. The pancake escapade was a culinary delight, and the metaphors were richer than a truffle-infused soufflé. A gastronomic triumph!"" - GourmetGentryGourmand ""Oi oi, this book's a rebel yell in the face of mundane reads! Those lords and barons were like punk rockers in a maze, smashing expectations. The anarchy at Whimsyshire Manor left me gobsmacked and craving for an encore. A literary riot, this is!"" - PunkPoetPerson" """Well, blimey! This book's a proper knees-up, innit? I was chuffed to bits with the whimsical shenanigans and middle name malarkey. The lords and barons had me in stitches, they did. A real corker, this one!"" - BarmyBardReviewer ""Greetings, Earthlings! This literary masterpiece warped me into another dimension, where lords and barons navigated a maze of hilarity. The meteoric calamity had me zapping with laughter. A cosmic joyride through middle name mayhem!"" - Sci-FiSquireEnthusiast ""Dash it all, this tale's a feast for the literary palate! The wordsmithery had me savoring each phrase like a fine Bordeaux. The pancake escapade was a culinary delight, and the metaphors were richer than a truffle-infused souffl�. A gastronomic triumph!"" - GourmetGentryGourmand ""Oi oi, this book's a rebel yell in the face of mundane reads! Those lords and barons were like punk rockers in a maze, smashing expectations. The anarchy at Whimsyshire Manor left me gobsmacked and craving for an encore. A literary riot, this is!"" - PunkPoetPerson" ""Well, blimey! This book's a proper knees-up, innit? I was chuffed to bits with the whimsical shenanigans and middle name malarkey. The lords and barons had me in stitches, they did. A real corker, this one!"" - BarmyBardReviewer ""Greetings, Earthlings! This literary masterpiece warped me into another dimension, where lords and barons navigated a maze of hilarity. The meteoric calamity had me zapping with laughter. A cosmic joyride through middle name mayhem!"" - Sci-FiSquireEnthusiast ""Dash it all, this tale's a feast for the literary palate! The wordsmithery had me savoring each phrase like a fine Bordeaux. The pancake escapade was a culinary delight, and the metaphors were richer than a truffle-infused soufflé. A gastronomic triumph!"" - GourmetGentryGourmand ""Oi oi, this book's a rebel yell in the face of mundane reads! Those lords and barons were like punk rockers in a maze, smashing expectations. The anarchy at Whimsyshire Manor left me gobsmacked and craving for an encore. A literary riot, this is!"" - PunkPoetPerson Author InformationJack Springler is a Canadian author and humorist, known for his absurd and satirical books that poke fun at various aspects of life, culture, and science. He was born on September 13th, 1987 in Toronto, Ontario, where he still resides. He has a degree in physics from the University of Toronto, which he often uses as a source of inspiration for his comedic writing.Springler began his career as a blogger and a Reddit user, where he gained popularity for his witty and outrageous posts and comments. He decided to publish his first book, The Cosmos Don't Know Jack, in 2023, which is a comedy-adventure novel that weaves an enchanting tale of legends, magic, and cosmic journeys. The book was well-received by critics and readers, who praised Springler's original and hilarious voice, as well as his inclusion of diverse and LGBTQ+ characters.Springler followed up his debut with several other books in the same year, such as Mastering the Art of Watching Grass Grow, Perfecting the Art of Watching Grass Grow, Jibblebib, and Wifflebottom: Or, Mystery and Intrigue Fell Out of a Tree, Far From Whimsyshire Manor. These books showcased Springler's diverse range of topics and genres, from self-help parody to fantasy spoof. Springler also demonstrated his knack for creating catchy and absurd titles that captured the attention of his audience.In 2024, Springler continued to publish more books, such as Why the Fuck Am I Stuck Here In Toronto With All Of You Assholes, Reddit? Diddit!, My Dog Wrote Me A Letter: It was the letter ""O"" with four dots above it, How do you pound a fruitcake? Serious answers only., Hot Dog Event Horizon: How My Fat Sausage Fell into a Black Hole, and The Vomit Dictionary: Look it up when you puke it up! The Little Book of Barfs. These books reflected Springler's frustration and boredom with the pandemic lockdown, as well as his fascination with the internet culture and the absurdity of human behavior. Springler also experimented with different formats and styles, such as letters, questions, and dictionaries.Springler is widely regarded as one of the most original and creative authors of his generation, who has a loyal fan base and a cult following. He is also known for his eccentric and reclusive personality, as he rarely gives interviews or attends public events. He prefers to communicate with his fans through his blog and social media accounts, where he often posts humorous and provocative content. Springler is currently working on his next book, which he claims will be his masterpiece. He has not revealed the title or the genre of the book, but he has hinted that it will involve aliens, time travel, and cheese. Tab Content 6Author Website:Countries AvailableAll regions |