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An unprecedented wave of sex scandals is rocking Hollywood and Washington D.C. Never before have so many powerful men been accused of sexual misconduct all at the same time. What is going on? EXCERPT: Has some guy ever sent you a dick pic out of the blue? Probably. Men love to show their junk to women. And most of them have no idea how creepy that is from your perspective. Facebook has this feature where you can ask a short question with a colorful background. People go nuts with it and ask all sorts of weird questions, to get as many likes and comments as possible. Occasionally this question gets asked: Ladies, do you masturbate to dick pics? The men asking that on their Facebook pages think that's a sexy question. They think it will get women to talk about how much they love sex and then they'll want to fuck him for asking such an amazing question. Ahh, romance is alive and well! These men are genuinely shocked and surprised when a bunch of women reply: No, I don't. Dick pics are gross and they do nothing for me. Many men are caught totally off guard by that response, and might even assume that she's just saying that because she's a prude, and afraid she'll look like a slut if she admits how much she loves to get random dick pics and flick the bean. Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're awesome. And he assumes you feel the same way if he sends you an unsolicited dick pic. He loves jerking off while looking at pussy, and in his mind he's certain that you must love dick pics as much as he loves pussy pics. It is such a given to him, it never even occurred to him that it might not be true. If you have a dog, you know what I'm talking about. Sometimes a dog brings you his favorite toy in the whole world. And he puts it in your lap. Not because he wants you to throw it. This is not for him. This is for you. He wants you to have it. When you look at his toy, all you see is a dirty old sock, covered in crusty dried dog spit. But that's not what he sees. To him that sock is the most awesome thing in the whole world. And he is putting The Most Awesome Thing In The Whole World in your lap. Then he sits down in front of you and stares into your eyes as if to say: This is my gift to you. May it give you the same endless hours of joy and happiness that it has given me. And that's exactly what men think when they send you a dick pic.

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