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"The Little Black Book of Birthday Wisdom is the complete handbook of birthday wisdom, past and present. This leisurely read contains a huge collection of amusing quotes from Jerry Seinfeld, Abraham Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Sylvestor Stallone, Mark Twain, George Burns, Betty White, and many more. It is intended for anyone celebrating their annual trip around the sun. For those contemplating their next birthday, aging, and what it all means, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational quotes from some of history's greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq. Chapters include: Introduction Famous Sayings Wisecracks Toasts Candles & Cake Gifts Milestones Fountain of Youth Long in the Tooth Lifecycle Fragapanophobia (Fear of Birthdays) Religious Teachings Miscellaneous Conclusion Words from well-known humorists, politicians, entrepreneurs, professional athletes, comedians, celebrities, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 501 memorable, bite-sized quotations about birthdays. ""There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why."" - William Barclay ""We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."" - George Bernard Shaw ""Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."" - Mark Twain ""You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."" - Bob Hope ""The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."" - E. Joseph Cossman"

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"""A humorous and heartfelt gathering of musings to ease our worries about getting older, The Little Black Book of Birthday Wisdom is a clever and entertaining guide that also includes some surprisingly sage wisdom. Casually divided into themed chapters, this coffee table collection contains diverse advice for life throughout the year, whether you're looking for comfort, catharsis, or a good crack-up. From legendary thinkers to international superstars, this well-organized read is another charming gem from a talented curator."" - Self-Publishing Review"

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Mike Kowis is a corporate tax attorney, business law professor, frequent speaker, and award-winning author. He has published several nonfiction titles on various topics that he feels passionate about, including his most popular book entitled 14 STEPS TO SELF-PUBLISHING A BOOK - which has sold over 5,000 copies to date. Mike earned a bachelor's degree plus two law degrees and currently practices tax law in Texas. For more information, please visit www.mikekowis.com.

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