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Dating is hard enough during non-plague times, but the emergence of COVID-19 has added an entirely new level of complexity. How do you break the ice when you are social distancing? How do you get out those first few critically important words without spraying highly hazardous droplets? Pandemic Pickup Lines is here to help. This book contains dozens of painfully punny pickup lines, designed to get a reaction (most likely a groan or an eye roll, but hey, that's a start). 100% of profits will be donated to charities fighting the pandemic, so spread the word, and help us raise as much money as possible for these critically important efforts (see PandemicPickupLines.com for more).

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What we really need is a cure, and this is what he spends his time on? Cringeworthy, sophomoric humor? Really John? At least it's for a good cause. - Leigh Stringer (John's wife) This book is why I was invented! - Paper Same here! - The Internet You'll love this book, as long as we're reading it together! - Alcohol A foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is man! What a piece of s*** is this book! - William Shakespeare When I was quarantined, I wrote Frankenstein, and THIS crap is the best they can do? - Mary Shelley

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"John Hlinko has helped rally millions of supporters for causes, companies, and products. He and his wife Leigh Stringer founded an online dating site ActForLove.org, tagline ""Take Action, Get Action."" It is no longer around, but that does not mean he still isn't trying to help connect people, albeit at an appropriate social distance these days. When he is not writing pick up lines, he runs a site called Left Action, which drives action and raises money for progressive candidates and causes. He lives in isolation with his wife, two daughters and dog."

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