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Froyo is frustrated. All he wants to do is travel in his coach to Minor Tetons to meet his friends for a Six Pack reunion. Also, he anticipates an excellent reunion dinner of many courses prepared by the extraordinary chefs at the palace. But no, it seems like someone wants to kill him at every turn. His trip from the Mire to Minor Tetons turns into a nightmare of danger. Meanwhile, the great, great-grandson of the Great Schnoz, Nostril, is running the family business of domination and conquest from the Temple of the Coming Dark in Grim. Nostril's alchemists have prepared a new ruling ring. A ring designed to control the rings of the elves and men. Two spies, Aaron of Gonner and Fidelia of Lostlorriland, overhear Nostril's nefarious plans and set out to carry word to the free kingdoms of Central Oith before Nostril can strike. Soon, Froyo and his friends are embroiled in danger and intrigue. Can they thwart Nostril and save the kingdoms of Central Oith from total domination? Will they survive the endeavor? New Ring Rising is the second book of the Schnozring Trilogy, which includes Schnoz of the Rings (I) and Ring War (III).

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If you liked The Green Book of the Great War with the Great Schnoz by Froyo Bagpants then you'll probably like this book, too. There's no accounting for taste. - Grandkopf the Gray Wizard. Another book? Who's got time to read stupid books? I'm still waiting for the play from the first book. -Beeromir son of Alehouse, Steward of Gonner. I didn't know that Gimmie could have an original idea. -King Telecom, the king formerly known as Arrowshaft son of Arrowhead, called Elixir the Elfrock, Westhomey, the heir of Whiskeysour, Ellendale's son of Gonner and bearer of Narithil, the Sword that was Busted and Remade. I do not want to go to Mount Drool again! -Froyo Bagpants, a halfbit of the Mire. I'm sure I would have loved this book, too, but I can't read. -Airtoground, the Great Windbreaker, first of the great eagles.

"""If you liked The Green Book of the Great War with the Great Schnoz by Froyo Bagpants then you'll probably like this book, too. There's no accounting for taste."" - Grandkopf the Gray Wizard. ""Another book? Who's got time to read stupid books? I'm still waiting for the play from the first book."" -Beeromir son of Alehouse, Steward of Gonner. ""I didn't know that Gimmie could have an original idea."" -King Telecom, the king formerly known as Arrowshaft son of Arrowhead, called Elixir the Elfrock, Westhomey, the heir of Whiskeysour, Ellendale's son of Gonner and bearer of Narithil, the Sword that was Busted and Remade. ""I do not want to go to Mount Drool again!"" -Froyo Bagpants, a halfbit of the Mire. ""I'm sure I would have loved this book, too, but I can't read."" -Airtoground, the Great Windbreaker, first of the great eagles."

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John J. Osterhout was born in Ranger, Texas. He grew up in several towns in east and central Texas before escaping to college. John's book, The Schnoz of the Rings, is a ribald retelling of Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. John blogs about books, science and education at JohnOsterhout.com. He is particularly interested in Linux and the use of open source software for the production of print and electronic books. When he is not trying to write, John slaves away at his day job as department chair and professor of chemistry at Angelo State University in San Angelo, Texas where he tries to trick freshman into learning chemistry. He lives in San Angelo, Texas with his wife, Kathryn. Read about John's current projects at JohnOsterhout.com.

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