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OverviewCATS ARE A**HOLES If you're frowning and feeling offended by the above statement, this book is not for you. May I suggest you click on a sweet, heartwarming story about a homely kitten rescued from a rainstorm who grew up to save his entire family from a crazed band of terrorists, who lost an eye and a couple of legs in the process but lived joyfully the rest of his life running around in one of those two-wheeled thingies they strap on handicapped animals.* For the rest of you, may I offer you a thousand warm welcomes, the virtual cocktail of your choice, and a book full of sarcastic feline humor to keep you amused for a few hours. You're my kind of people. Here's what's inside: The Ugly Truth About 12 Popular Cat Breeds 12 Crazy-Ass Cat Behaviors Explained 16 Positions Cats Lie in That Prove They're as Weird as Everyone Says A Woefully Incomplete Guide to Cat Anatomy Your Cat is the Reason Why... 24 Random Facts About Cats That Most People Couldn't Care Less About 20 Ways to Get Back at Your Cat 12 Things Cats are Actually Good For If Cats Starred In the Movies *Any kittens in these pages are guaranteed to be certified A**holes in Training, clawing their way over each other to be top of their class. Full Product DetailsAuthor: Ellen KingPublisher: Independently Published Imprint: Independently Published Dimensions: Width: 14.00cm , Height: 0.50cm , Length: 21.60cm Weight: 0.122kg ISBN: 9798474638126Pages: 96 Publication Date: 04 October 2021 Audience: General/trade , General Format: Paperback Publisher's Status: Active Availability: Temporarily unavailable  The supplier advises that this item is temporarily unavailable. It will be ordered for you and placed on backorder. Once it does come back in stock, we will ship it out to you. Table of ContentsReviewsAuthor InformationTab Content 6Author Website:Countries AvailableAll regions |
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