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OverviewMy alpaca is jerk! But we do love him. Meet Sir Spits A Lot-a feisty spit happy alpaca. He knows no boundaries on the gurgling and churn of his bile and how it will spurt out onto you. Onto your face, your hair, your arm and anything else that is within spit distance. He doesn't just spit when he is angry. He spits for the spit of it! *Alpacas are prey animals and spit, which is actually bile from the depths of hell that I like to call-their stomach, is their way of warning or discouraging unwanted bullshit. It's a foul smelling, chunky mix of grass and saliva and anything else they might have decided to eat. When alpacas spit it is usually aimed for another alpaca or if they are feeling threatened. But if you own a spit-a-holic like I do...they just spit for the sake of spitting. It's all part of their charm. So don't be discouraged when you see an alpaca. Chances are, they won't be an asshole like mine. Full Product DetailsAuthor: Kristen HillPublisher: Gatekeeper Press Imprint: Gatekeeper Press Dimensions: Width: 27.90cm , Height: 0.20cm , Length: 21.60cm Weight: 0.109kg ISBN: 9781662919992ISBN 10: 1662919999 Pages: 26 Publication Date: 14 October 2021 Audience: General/trade , General Format: Paperback Publisher's Status: Active Availability: In stock We have confirmation that this item is in stock with the supplier. It will be ordered in for you and dispatched immediately. Table of ContentsReviewsAuthor Information"Hello my friends- I'm Kristen. I am a mama to 3 humans, wife to 1 and animal mama to 3 alpacas, 4 pot belly pigs, 1 hedgehog, 3 cats and 1 little dog. When I am not selling ""technology stuff"" during my day job, I am usually outside with my hobby farm in the Pacific Northwest scooping up poop and loving my animals babies. My sense of humor is a big part of almost everyday in the life at the hobby farm. I enjoy capturing real life situations ( even the gross ones ) and turning them into something fun I can share, like this book. My goal is to make you laugh and bring a smile to your day at the expense of animal goofy shit.I am a huge supporter for animals and specifically for pigs and alpacas. There are many wonderful sanctuaries that save animals in Washington and I encourage you to check some out.*Olympic Peninsula Llama/Alpaca Rescue Non ProfitPort Angeles WA*Heartwood Haven Non ProfitGig Harbor WA" Tab Content 6Author Website:Countries AvailableAll regions |