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You need a real vacation. Not a ""family-friendly"" trip with crowded buffets and screaming kids at the pool, but a real, 18-and-over, adult-only escape. Welcome to the ""anti-cruise"" cruise. This is the definitive, insider's guide to the hottest Miami short cruise on the market: the 4-night ""weekend"" voyage. This book is written exclusively for the adult traveler on Virgin Voyages, showing you how to master the ""kid-free"" experience from the second you book. Forget the overwhelming blogs-this is your step-by-step, 2026 battle plan. This is not a generic brochure. This is a ""hacker's"" guide to save you time and hundreds of dollars. We'll show you how to navigate the ""no-buffet"" food revolution, hack the ""Bar Tab"" dilemma, and conquer the (infamous) MIA vs. FLL airport logistics. This guide is your key to a seamless, profound, and (most importantly) fun vacation. Inside, you will discover: The ""Day 1"" App Hack: The secret, 10-minute ""reservation race"" that guarantees you get a booking at all the ""sold-out"" (and 100% free) restaurants like The Wake and Test Kitchen. A Full ""Bar Tab"" Breakdown: The real math behind the ""$300-for-$350"" deal, and why it's the best (and only) hack you need for your 4-night itinerary. The ""Perfect Day"" in Key West: A free, self-guided walking tour to find Ernest Hemingway's real bar (Captain Tony's), the best (and yellow) Key Lime Pie, and how to skip all the tourist traps. A ""Main Event"" Guide to Bimini: A full, hour-by-hour timeline for The Beach Club at Bimini, showing you how to ""Detox"" in the morning and ""Retox"" at the afternoon ""Floatie-Party."" The Real Bimini: The ""insider"" secret to leaving the private club to find the best (and most authentic) conch salad on the island. ""Scarlet Night"" & Theme-Night Packing: What you must pack for the ""Scarlet Night"" party, the ""Pajama Party,"" and the ""We Fancy"" night (and what you can leave at home). The ""Carry-On Only"" Strategy: How to pack for 4+ ""chic"" theme nights in one bag and use the ""Self-Assist Debarkation"" to be the first person off the ship. Your Miami Port Logistics SOLVED: A full guide to Terminal V, ""MIA vs. FLL,"" and the best pre-cruise hotels (and the one you must avoid). In 2026, the ""rookies"" will be stuck in a buffet line, confused about the dress code. You'll be in your (free) red hammock, on your (private) balcony, sipping a (hacked) $11 cocktail, having already mastered the art of the perfect, kid-free getaway.

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