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Sometimes hilarious and sometimes horrifying, this darkly candid memoir is guaranteed to educate and entertain. From precocious pre-pubescent to troubled trollop, Sandi takes you on a deep dive to her rock bottom that will leave you gasping for air. Alternating between vivid accounts of encounters with Johns and tender childhood memories, the narrator paints a graphic portrait of a woman's journey through rebellion, addiction, and self-discovery. I pause dramatically, whirl around, and flip up my dress, revealing lacy, pink thong panties and voluptuous, unfettered breasts. At the ping of the microwave, I generously pirouette, giving my ass a little shake along the way. The blushing teenager beams as I shimmy the crimson fabric back over my curves. Spinning about, I strut out the front door, calling over my shoulder, ""Dinner's ready!"" ""Thanks, Sandi!"" Johnathon hollers. I saunter down his driveway and hop into the waiting Cadillac. ""My pleasure, honey,"" I shout with a wave. ""Don't forget to feed the cat!"" Little Johnny shrinks away as we pull out. ""Seriously?"" snarks Diesel. ""You doing kids now?"" ""Yup!"" I laugh, checking my phone. ""In and out in ten minutes-literally!"" Or is it figuratively? I always mix those up. ""You have absolutely no scruples, do you?"" ""Just fuck off and drive!"" I hand him his twenty bucks. ""Take me back to the office.""

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Maureen ""Mauxy"" Teahan is a breakout writer from the Strathcona neighbourhood of Vancouver, British Columbia. In 2019, after taking a ten-year detour from university to conduct research for her book, Love for Sale: Chronicles of a Canadian Call Girl, she graduated from SFU with a bachelor's degree in English and Sociology. Today, Mauxy's guilty pleasures include French press coffee, funky footwear, and 420. She enjoys travelling and is the proud mother of one son, Chef Jeremy.

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