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Blank page staring back at you? What author hasn't been there? Am I right? Every writer knows that writers spend a lot of time, ummmm how do I say it...NOT WRITING. If you're looking for a laugh out loud book written by a writer who does everything else but write, look no further! The art of not writing has never been more relatable. Full of parodies, spoofs, and snippets about not writing, I Love Writing, Not! will be sure to entertain all writers. I Love Writing, Not! is a hilarious take on the struggles of writing that every author endures. Get it for yourself or give it to a writer that you know!

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For any writer struggling with putting words on a blank sheet of paper (which is all of us), the poignancy and humor of Donna Consiglio's I LOVE WRITING...NOT! will strike a familiar chord. It's both a call to write and an explanation/excuse for why we don't-or at least, not as often as we should. This book will bring a smile to any author's face, along with a warm chuckle of familiarity. -James Rollins, #1 New York Times bestseller of The Last Odyssey If you've ever thought you should write a book, or you've written a book, or you've tried to write a book and quit because you discovered that it's about 90% hard work and 5% harder work and 5% the hardest work you'll ever do, harder even than pipe fitting or rocket science, well...this is the book for you. Every page tells a story that will make you laugh, or cry, or nod vigorously in agreement. When you're done turning these pages, you may regret that you ever stopped writing... or that you ever started. But whatever your reaction, you will be hugely entertained. - William Martin, New York Times Bestselling Author of Cape Cod and Bound for Gold Whimsical is not the right word. Clever is too understated. This is a funny brilliant smart unexpected joy of a book. Filled with humor and truth and much brilliance - she managed to turn the Hokey Pokey into something rather wonderful. As a writer myself, Donna managed to cover every single emotion I face hourly - along with every fear - in a meme or an artistic chart. She even managed to capture one of the meme creations that are floating around on Social Media in one full swoop of her magic pen: Two Truths and A Lie. My favorite page: The First Three Words You See Are What You Should Be Writing Now - I laughed out-loud. Every writer should own this book. Every writer. Every human who is even thinking of writing should own it. Pull it off your shelf, or off your night table, flip open a page and you will realize that Donna Consilgio has managed to enter your soul and your brain and makes you feel good and worthy and not alone in the hell of Writer's Block. Ah, I know the word I was looking for: Delightful. This book is absolutely delightful. - Amy Ferris, Author, Marrying George Clooney, Confessions From a Midlife Crisis Anyone who writes can relate to those times when the words just won't come. This book will tickle your funny bone and give you a chance to laugh at yourself and the whole writing process. At the same time, it provides inspiration to forge ahead. Donna is a gifted and creative talent who has produced a book for every writer, no matter your level of experience. - Carol McManus, best-selling author of Choices: Real People Share Their Stories of How They Overcame Challenges to Design a Better Life After I laughed my way through this charming and entertaining book, I closed my curtains and cleared the cookies on my computer: Because obviously Donna Consiglio has some highly suspect intel on how I spend all of my time when I really should be writing. - Sherry Stanfa-Stanley, bestselling author of Finding My Badass Self: A Year of Truths and Dares

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Donna Consiglio is the self-proclaimed procrastination queen of not writing. She thrives on writing about not writing. She understands the daily obstacles authors face when writing a book. She took her indulgence of not writing and turned it into a book. How's that for procrastination? Donna wants to travel across the country in an RV so that she can get inspired to NOT write in someplace other than her hometown. I Love Writing, NOT! is her debut humor book. You can procrastinate with her on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook @writingdonna.

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