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"Fifty pieces of motherf**king wisdom, lovingly selected for your perusal Have you ever wished famous quotes and proverbs said ""f**k"" more? Well you're in luck! We've spiced up the wisest words ever spoken with profanity that will get your mouth washed out with soap. Ask the potty mouth in your life: the fine art of swearing befits even the most sagacious maxims. We think you'll find cursing makes these quotations more memorable, more fun to share, and more likely to raise eyebrows when repeated. Don't worry, we've used the utmost discretion and good taste even in our most impolite selections. You might be offended by the words themselves, but we think you'll appreciate the taste with which they are used! You're sure to turn heads when reading, gifting, or displaying this little crime against propriety. Made with love in Portland f**kin' Oregon. It ain't f**kin' white hair that engenders whip-a*s wisdom. Apologies to Menander"

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"Hell no. A ""coffee-table"" or ""read-on-the-toilet"" book filled with cursing? You're a f**king idiot. Birthdays, white elephants, housewarmings, gags, breakups, I mean... f**k no. Novelty gifts are cheap trash, not a g*****n business. - Every publisher I approached You literal b*****d, I thought I f**king raised you better than this. I mean, Jesus Christ, this s**t is just f**king offensive. And unnecessary! S**t, it's lazy, impotent, vulgar, and a stain on the f**king family. Just like you. You're the f**king joke, not this hot, wet gutter-mouth garbage you s**t out of your small mind and into our hands. Don't come home this Christmas. - My mom Eat s**t and die you hacky small-minded f**k. Get a job. Absolute dogs**t. - My wife of 12 years It's essentially plagiarism with the word f**k added a lot. Yawn. - The kindest review I found online On my f**king coffee table? In my f**king house? Christ on an unleavened cracker. This is a neighborhood with kids and s**t; I host bible study here. Get the hell off my property. Move motherf**ker! I'll tattoo all the reasons you can f**k right off on your tiny little excuse for a ballsack and nail it to your door like Martin F**king Luther if you knock on mine again. G*****n piece of unwashed devil-loving s**t. Oh, g'morning Mrs. Davis, he was just leaving. No no, everything's fine. - My next door neighbor Who would even want to do this? So much wisdom sullied by so much obscenity. - Excerpt from a legal inquiry, now pending litigation Wow. And not in a good way either, just... wow. - Reviewer, name and any association withheld by request Thank God for book burnings, I guess? - Recipient of free preprint"

Hell no. A coffee-table or read-on-the-toilet book filled with cursing? You're a f**king idiot. Birthdays, white elephants, housewarmings, gags, breakups, I mean... f**k no. Novelty gifts are cheap trash, not a g*****n business. - Every publisher I approached You literal b*****d, I thought I f**king raised you better than this. I mean, Jesus Christ, this s**t is just f**king offensive. And unnecessary! S**t, it's lazy, impotent, vulgar, and a stain on the f**king family. Just like you. You're the f**king joke, not this hot, wet gutter-mouth garbage you s**t out of your small mind and into our hands. Don't come home this Christmas. - My mom Eat s**t and die you hacky small-minded f**k. Get a job. Absolute dogs**t. - My wife of 12 years It's essentially plagiarism with the word f**k added a lot. Yawn. - The kindest review I found online On my f**king coffee table? In my f**king house? Christ on an unleavened cracker. This is a neighborhood with kids and s**t; I host bible study here. Get the hell off my property. Move motherf**ker! I'll tattoo all the reasons you can f**k right off on your tiny little excuse for a ballsack and nail it to your door like Martin F**king Luther if you knock on mine again. G*****n piece of unwashed devil-loving s**t. Oh, g'morning Mrs. Davis, he was just leaving. No no, everything's fine. - My next door neighbor Who would even want to do this? So much wisdom sullied by so much obscenity. - Excerpt from a legal inquiry, now pending litigation Wow. And not in a good way either, just... wow. - Reviewer, name and any association withheld by request Thank God for book burnings, I guess? - Recipient of free preprint

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