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Fifty Shades of Chickenis a cookbook serving up epicurean double entendres and 50 excellent chicken recipes all while telling the story of a young free-range and very fresh chicken who, like Anastasia Steele, finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case a kinky and very hungry chef. Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. ""I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook,"" he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. ""I want to prepare you, very much."" This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. ""I will control everything that happens here,"" he says. ""You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient."" I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something-what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts-""The Novice Bird"" (easy recipes for roasters), ""Falling to Pieces"" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and ""Advanced Techniques"" (the climax of cooking)-Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

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it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time. -Eater.com Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of food porn -BonAppetit.com this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary -Glamour.com All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site. -Huffington Post The book that spawned mommy porn has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You ll never look at chickens the same way again. -Salon.com Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider. -The Republic

. ..it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time. <br>-Eater.com<br> <br> Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of food porn... -BonAppetit.com<br> <br>. ..this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary... -Glamour.com<br> <br> All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken , a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey , is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site. -Huffington Post<br><br> The book that spawned mommy porn has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You'll never look at chickens the same way again. -Salon.com<br><br> Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider. -The Republic

. ..it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time. <br>-Eater.com<br> <br> Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of food porn... -BonAppetit.com<br> <br> . ..this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary... -Glamour.com<br> <br> All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken , a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey , is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site. -Huffington Post<br>

.. .it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time. -Eater.com Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of food porn... -BonAppetit.com .. .this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary... -Glamour.com All signs indicate that <i>Fifty Shades of Chicken</i>, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel <i>Fifty Shades of Grey</i>, is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site. -Huffington Post The book that spawned mommy porn has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You'll never look at chickens the same way again. -Salon.com Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, <i>Fifty Shades of Chicken</i> offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider. -The Republic

.. .it will undoubtedly become one of America's most cherished cookbooks of all time. -Eater.com Like any good parody, this manages to make fun of both the flabby porn of Fifty Shades and the gushing language of food porn... -BonAppetit.com .. .this genius little tidbit that combines the sexual and the culinary... -Glamour.com All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site. -Huffington Post The book that spawned mommy porn has now given a new meaning to playing with your food. . . You'll never look at chickens the same way again. -Salon.com Besides clever writing with laugh-out-loud double entendres, Fifty Shades of Chicken offers 50 (of course) tempting recipes, among them Crunchy Chicken Parmesan Croquettes and Cranberry Baked Chicken With Apple Cider. -The Republic

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