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Don't Be a HO HO HO This Valentine's Day! The only cork that should get popped is the champagne bottle. Is your HO HO HO friend spending Valentine's Day alone again? Crying over a man who ""doesn't do Valentine's"" - yet somehow still found a way to waste her time? No card. No candy. No plan. Let's fix that before next February. Don't Be a HO HO HO for Valentine's Day is a classy-but-inappropriate gag gift for any woman who has lowered the bar, praised bare-minimum effort, or gotten played by a man who never shows up properly. Told in brutal rhyming verse by a no-nonsense grandma who's seen it all, this savage little book is equal parts hilarious, horrifying, and weirdly healing. Inside are lines like: ""Men will never have to think things through, if they don't fear consequences."" And the ultimate rule: No Valentine's gift? No date? No plan? Then close the door tight and say no to the no. This isn't about love. It's about standards. Titles in the Don't Be a HO HO HO series include: Don't Be a HO HO HO for New Year's Don't Be a HO HO HO for Your Birthday Don't Be a HO HO HO for Halloween

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