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"The HeadMeister is missing, the students aren't talking, and a green scaly something is eating all the socks . . . The sign reads, ""Welcome to Saaremaa Magical School"", but magic removal experts Gulchima and Hubward feel anything but welcome. They were supposed to take on a contract to clean up the school. But that was before the school's HeadMeister got himself wizard-napped! Now they're stranded outside the school's gates; out of work and dangerously low on butter. Gulchima soon talks her way into the only job available, an entry level position as a lunch lady at the school. She's not much of a cook, so Gulchima is assigned the kitchen's most dangerous duties: Removing the critters that even magic couldn't tame. Slapkins, and Soccodiles, and inter-dimensional kitties . . . oh-my! But when Gulchima glimpses a long-lost relative trapped inside the school, she learns duplicitous dirty dishes are the least of her worries. The missing HeadMeister and her relative are somehow linked. And the teachers won't say a word about it; because someone has stolen their mouths. ------------------------------------------------ Puffed-up prophecies, side-splitting spells, and some seriously inventive world-building. If you need a trope-twisting laugh, buy A Magical School for Magical Fools today! Dear Reader: Like Discworld, these books can be read in any order."

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"Eric ""E.C."" Stever is the author of science fiction and humorous fantasy. He has been publishing for over a decade. Eric is a professional archaeologist in Idaho, a former Forest Service employee, and has also worked as a computer programmer. (Dear NASA: If you're recruiting for an expedition to those alien ruins on Omicron-Persei 8, he's the ideal programmer-archaeologist you've been looking for.) He lives on the River of No Return with a geologist, two unrepentant marshmallow fanatics, and several hundred eyebrow mites (don't judge, you have them too). Alas, the coyotes have eaten his cats. More information can be found on his website www.ericstever.com"

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