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���� WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire World Elves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right? WRONG. Because Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves. He doesn't trust elves. He doesn't even know why elves need their own book. ���� There's glitter. ���� There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all. ���� There's a sleigh. On fire. ���� And Santa? Missing. And of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it. (He made one toy. It was a stick.) Nameless just wants peace and quiet. Maybe a nap by the fire. But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page. Still-because Joey Acker's books never behave- a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh. YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE ✔️ Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists ✔️ Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves ✔️ Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful ""helping"" ✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud ✔️ Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously

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