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Overview"Do you work with, know, or appreciate lawyers and judges and the hard work they do? Do you want to give them a laugh? Anyone in the legal field will love this book that gives a humorous and praiseworthy look at the legal sector! Filled with unusual lawyer stories, hilarious judicial decisions, little-known legal facts, funny courtroom and law office events, World Records, and much more. Revealing the lighter side of the legal profession, it's the perfect and unique gift for the Holidays, White Elephant, Secret Santa, stocking stuffer, a birthday, or an enjoyable surprise gift anytime! Excerpts, Trial lawyer: ""Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?"" Doctor: ""All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight."" A judge in Kentucky was happy to dismiss a case before trial, ""Quite frankly, I would have rather jumped naked off of a 12-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two-week trial of the dispute herein. A trial, which no doubt, would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory."" Also features, World records for the longest jury trial, The lawyer who won 245 consecutive jury murder cases in a row, The longest existing legal practice, Hilarious judicial opinions, Super-strange court motions, and much more. It's the perfect gift for anyone in the legal field! The most remembered gifts are the ones that make you laugh! He or she will love you for the laughs this amusing book brings! Check it out!" Full Product DetailsAuthor: Bruce Miller , Team GolfwellPublisher: Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Ltd. Imprint: Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Ltd. Dimensions: Width: 15.20cm , Height: 0.70cm , Length: 22.90cm Weight: 0.168kg ISBN: 9781991048493ISBN 10: 1991048491 Pages: 108 Publication Date: 30 September 2023 Audience: General/trade , General Format: Paperback Publisher's Status: Active Availability: In Print This item will be ordered in for you from one of our suppliers. Upon receipt, we will promptly dispatch it out to you. For in store availability, please contact us. Table of ContentsReviews"""An excellent and hilarious look at the legal professions! Loved it!"" Five Stars! --Verified purchase. ""Just the right book to bring a refreshing smile to any stoic lawyer or judge."" -- Verified purchase ""Lots of fun and little-known facts I never knew."" -- Verified purchase ""Sometimes things in courts aren't always so serious and that makes the insane legal situations every more humourous."" -- Verified purchase" Author Information"Bruce Miller. Lawyer, businessman, world traveler, and author of over 50 books, spends his days writing, studying, and constantly learning of the astounding, unexpected, and amazing events happening in the world today while exploring the brighter side of life. He is the founder of Team Golfwell, Authors, and Publishers. TeamGolfwell are bestselling authors and founders of the very popular 350,000+ member Facebook Group ""Golf Jokes and Stories."" Their books have sold thousands of copies including several #1 bestsellers in Golf Coaching, Sports humor, and other categories." Tab Content 6Author Website:Countries AvailableAll regions |